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Seriously, what are you doing here?

I can't imagine why anyone would really be visiting this page. I haven't done anything here in years
— but I'm about to.

History

I've done some pretty epic shit. I've met some pretty epic people.

For Starters

I bought this template for $18 rather than waste my time trying to invent one. Fucking brilliant!

Pyramids

Yeah, those giant stone triangles that people(aliens) built billions of years ago ago...I've climbed them. What?

Nurburgring

Most famous race track/automotive proving grounds on Earth. Punished it....well....lets be honest, it kicked my ass all afternoon. Terrifying really.

Car Building

You mean everyone doesn't download a pdf, teach themselves about welding and mechanical engineering, then build a Lotus 7 from scratch? Bunch of Pussies!

Red Power Ranger

Had lunch with him once in Tucson. He was pretty pumped to be famous, and he really, really wanted me to be pumped about it too.

Great Wall of China

Hiked it. 'nuff said.

Dubai

Skiing indoors...did that.

Dell.com

Ever see the movie Heartbreak Ridge? It was a little bit like that, and I was a little bit like Clint Eastwood. No, seriously....ask anyone.